Working in retail
Customer waiting in line for the fitting room:
How many fitting rooms are there?
Me:
four
Customer waiting in line for the fitting room:
Are they all full?
Me:
Yes
Customer waiting in line for the fitting room:
hmm..I thought i saw someone walk out of one
Me in my Head:
yeah, it was all part of my devious plan to make you wait here and for us to have this conversation, bitch.
What I actually say:
No, she just went to get another size. sorry!
