March 2012
sometimes i wonder why i dont have a lot of...
then i remember my url is aslutbucket.
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rogens replied to your post: rogens replied to your post: Why is the ‘sexy’…
oh my god. Sex ed condom presentation. We all got a banana…. and a condom… REPRESSED MEMORIES.
we each got a wooden cylinder sort of thing. I named mine Steve.
rogens replied to your post: Why is the ‘sexy’ food strawberries with melted…
Red=lust. Same with cherries.
Bananas=penis.
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Why is the ‘sexy’ food strawberries with melted chocolate?
If you ask me bananas and melted chocolate is just as, if not sexier than strawberries.
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500daysofsergio replied to your post: I officially passed all of my midterms!
Yayyyyyyy!
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rogens replied to your post: I just made chocolate pudding with bananas cut up…
I hate spoons for pudding. I use granola bars
I just made chocolate pudding with bananas cut up inside the pudding.
so
good
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So I'm going back to NY in July
and i’m seeing The Best Man on broadway staring James Earl Jones and Eric McCormack
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Peeta: Katniss I need you like I knead bread.
Katniss: oh?
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everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
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I'm in Film Class
Professor: So now we're going to start talking about cinematography
Sam: That's what the hipsters say.
I officially passed all of my midterms!
GAY
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February 2012
So I'm at McDonalds trying to eat my feelings..
I pay by credit card cause i’m a broke ass student
and the cashier is like “i’m going to need to see the credit card to make sure it’s yours”
so i give her the card and she’s like “are you sure you’re devon stevens?..I’m going to need some ID”
Bitch,
If I were going to steal a credit card why the fuck would I go to Mc Donalds?
My humanities prof never actually teaches.
he lets the ta’s teach while he sits down and drinks his coffee.
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notthewaythefairytalegoes:
sarfaticriss:
...
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jared your phone is off
why
WatchHere’s another journalism fail.
I really need to make a separate folder of cat pictures because there’s just too many of them for my regular ‘photos’ folder.
f33ny replied to your video: This is me trying to be a journalist for an…
double popped collar devon WOW
I have no regrets.
WatchThis is me trying to be a journalist for an assignment. it doesn’t work out.
f33ny replied to your post: When rebecca and I go to Cuba we need to…
no you go to THEIR hotel room damn devon think this through why pay for more than one room when you don’t have to
oh my god
this is why we’re friends.
right here.
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When rebecca and I go to Cuba we need to get separate rooms cause…
well..
sex.
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Patrick
<3
I couldn’t possibly know what you’re going through but I know i’ll sill be listening to your music everyday. No matter what.
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Watchhotbabysitter:
Well… happy birthday Megan.
Watch
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There’s no I Hop in Canada
I want free pancakes :’(